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grumpy here, who took our tea trolly then,they don't come cheap you know and i'm parched, not good enough and who are you missy with the front to just make yourself at home eh,well,come on whats you'r story then,mmm,i don't know( ditsy is that a telly tubby?)
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Narrator: Snow White was very frightened when Grumpy came charging in. She was shaking in the corner when Happy arrived closely followed by Ditsy (who!) who had her Christmas shopping list in hand. Ditsy was delighted to see another smurf, errr girl as she was getting bored. Happy said:
Happy:
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where's happy gone?down the pub with ditsy for a before dinner pint
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Narrator: While Happy and Ditsy are in the pub Snow White decides to go and wake up Sleepy as they really have to go and do some Christmas shopping. Snow White has heard that the Wicked Queen will be in town tomorrow and she wants to keep out of her way because she is frightened of her (we all are  ) Snow White: Sleepy:
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note-:ditsy is a homeware label in matalan saw it on-line, 
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Whats all the shouting about, cant a girl(boy) get a bit of shut eye around here, May i suggest,......( 1)That we shop on line (2) we all hide under the beds, with a comfy pillow yawn yawn.
Sleepy
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Narrator: While sleepy tries to get a bit of shut eye in comes Sneezy with a message for Snow White.
Sneezy - achoo, achoo, Snow White where are you? I have, achoo, a message from the wicked Queen, she wants, achoo, to see you at the Crystal Palace - or was that the Arsenal immediately, achoo.
Snow White:
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Come immediately or it'll be "Orf with yer 'eads" (well, we've got The Smurfs, why not Alice as well?)
And make sure you find that tea trolley - it's keeps Snow White upright
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Oy....stop pinching my cue!
If the wicked queen needs to see me she can come here, I am not leaving my tea trolley.
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Ah...sorry...it's the RA you know!!
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Narrator:
After Snow White was summoned by the Queen she (Snow White) got a strop on and refused to see the Queen. Well you can imagine what happened next. The Queen flew into a rage, the white spots on her bloomers turning red and marched down to the cottage to have it out with Snow White. As she arrived at the cottage, tassels flying everywhere, she bumped into Dopey who hadn't a clue what was going on and he said:
Dopey:
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Narrator:
Well, it looks like Snow White and her dwarfs have all gone off to the pub with the wicked queen in tow. So it looks like this is the end of the pantomime season. Cheerio!
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What!!! I haven't done my famous dying scene yet, and have missed out on being brought back to life by the handsome prince 
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"Where's the cast gone?  Come back" shouts a member of the audience (who would be happy to step into a role if necessary...and if things are desperate
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Sorry what's going on? I was asleep!!! Told you i was dopey 
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Aaaagh ... Happy has returned from the pub (otherwise known as infusion!) and is distraught at missing her moment in the limelight. Hopefully whoever is responsible for prompting is not still hissing my lines in the wings. I will be more attentive in future, promise!
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grumpy says=,i dont know, there all in the pub or in the canteen down the local medic center,i'm off to look for a paracetamol no doubt it's going to be a long night.( hope you ok happy)
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Narrator:
Have no fear, Sneezey's here. They are all on their way back from the pub. Snow White is looking extremely flushed after meeting the Queen, who introduced them to her son. She's very quiet, I wonder what she is thinking.
Snow White:
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Narrator: When the dwarfs heard that Snow White had designs on the handsome prince, they were delighted for her and decided to help fate along.  Happy had a plan up his sleeve. Happy:
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